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                      Perfect Beach by Peter Fyler 
                      – May 25, 2006 
                      
                       
                       
                    
                    These days with summer approaching, you’re 
                    probably commuting long distances for work or family responsibilities, 
                    sitting in your office, taking meetings, or doing countless 
                    mundane chores, BUT your mind is elsewhere. You’ve got Vineyard 
                    fever. You can’t wait until those precious few days or weeks 
                    you’ve allotted arrive so you can return to paradise.
 
 The Vineyard is waiting for you and it is looking better than 
                    ever. Last spring The Boston Globe 
                    acknowledged the Vineyard by publishing their picks for Best 
                    of in New England in an article titled, “Your Perfect 
                    Beach”.
 
 They picked this Island for the Best Waves…
 
 “South Beach in Edgartown on Martha's Vineyard, also known 
                    as Katama Beach, has soft sand and gorgeous dunes. It's also 
                    a fantastic place for bodysurfing. Catch a frothy wave and 
                    ride it into shore -- with or without a boogie board. Beware 
                    that sometimes-fierce current can also make for a dangerous 
                    swim. Exhaust yourself with a ride, then rest up for your 
                    next trip out with a snooze. Parking is free, but you'll have 
                    competition.”
 
 They picked this Island for the best Sunsets….
 
 “With its rocky jetties, fishing docks, 
                    and near-still water reflecting golden orb and pink sky, Menemsha 
                    Beach in Chilmark on Martha's Vineyard is as photogenic as 
                    it is friendly. On summer evenings, tourists and locals alike 
                    gather there to toast the setting sun with raised glasses 
                    of chardonnay and lobster claws. (Chilmark's a dry town, so 
                    BYOB. Pick up your picnic before 7 p.m. at nearby Larsen's, 
                    which sells steamed and cracked fresh lobsters for rustic 
                    al-fresco dinners.) You can also take your fishing tackle 
                    and license and catch your own dinner while you watch the 
                    sun go down.”
 
 And, they picked this Island for the Best Nude Bathing. All 
                    right!
 
 “New England is skimpy when it comes to clothing-optional 
                    beaches, but among the few, the unofficially nude area of 
                    Moshup Beach in Aquinnah on Martha's Vineyard is tops, with 
                    warmer water than other island beaches. And it's small enough 
                    that it doesn't draw crowds. Just be sure to cover up as you 
                    walk to and from the nudity-friendly areas near the cliffs 
                    marbled with clay; the other side of the beach attracts fully 
                    clothed families. There is parking for nonresidents, but it's 
                    limited, whether you're naked or not.”
 
 Personally, I think we qualify for BEST in a lot of other 
                    categories, but we try to keep our best a secret. This brings 
                    me to a short story I want to tell you about my Sunday morning 
                    this past weekend.
 
 A friend of mine, whom I assisted in purchasing a home here 
                    a number of years ago, came down for the weekend. He claims 
                    I forced him to buy it, but he keeps telling me over and over 
                    again how much he loves his home and how much he loves the 
                    Vineyard, so I guess I did the right thing. He sits at a desk 
                    all week and loves to be outdoors whenever he can get the 
                    time. He came across from the mainland Friday night and was 
                    out at the crack of dawn with all his fishing gear strapped 
                    to his Wrangler Jeep Island car, 18 psi in the tires and headed 
                    for Wasque. He spent all day fishing, and then blew off a 
                    dinner invitation from me, because he heard from the legendary 
                    Cooper Gillis that the Blues were running at Wasque from late 
                    afternoon until nightfall. He caught nothing.
 
 He invited me to join him on Sunday and I accepted. I could 
                    not have cared less whether or not I caught anything; I just 
                    needed a mental health day and there is no better therapy 
                    than being on the beach, plus I always enjoy his company. 
                    We went out bright and early with fishing poles bristling 
                    from every porthole on his Wrangler. We looked like a porcupine, 
                    but very official. First stop was Wasque where the real fisherman 
                    had already lined up and the frantic flailing of long poles 
                    was in full motion. But, no one was catching anything. There 
                    were just as many real fishermen just sitting inside their 
                    trucks “watching the water for signs”, my friend told me.
 
 After a while my friend said, “Well, we’re not going to catch 
                    anything today, so what would you say if we headed up to the 
                    Gut?” That’s what they call the tip of Cape Poge. I said, 
                    “Sure, that sounds great!”, so off we drove slogging our way 
                    through the deep moist sand and passing truck after truck 
                    of real fishermen --- catching nothing, but watching the water 
                    for signs. We passed a dead Minke Whale splayed out at the 
                    edge of the surf, garnished with seagulls hastening its return 
                    to Mother Nature.
 
 I continued to gawk at how absolutely beautiful 
                    and magical the marshes and flood plains are all along the 
                    Trustees of the Reservations conservation land. Imagine driving 
                    along a slender strip of land simultaneously viewing, on one 
                    side the pounding Atlantic Ocean, and on the other side the 
                    placid waters of Cape Poge Bay; it is just mind boggling. 
                    Where was I? All of a sudden my friend said he wanted to stop 
                    and try fishing along a stretch of East Beach. We agreed to 
                    give it a try, and after backing the Wrangler into the obligatory 
                    perpendicular position, lest the tides catch us off guard 
                    and we have to make a hasty getaway, we got out and strutted 
                    up to the water’s edge in our big boots, poles in hand without 
                    a single soul in sight. We cast out into the surf. My friend 
                    is a serious, I mean real serious, fisherman so he watched 
                    intently whilst retrieving his line, but I just start reeling 
                    in, looking everywhere but at the water. It’s just too beautiful 
                    not to soak it in, and after all, I’m on a mental health day. 
                    I repeated the process another time, but this time my line 
                    wouldn’t retrieve as easily, it’s going the other way --- 
                    out! I caught a fish! I reeled it in, and it was big. I looked 
                    over and my friend was going through the same contortions 
                    I just experienced. We both caught a fish.
 
 Now, this is where it gets ugly. After I caught three or four 
                    fish I was content and felt accomplished, but real fishermen 
                    like lots of fish, and Mother Nature was very accommodating 
                    this Sunday. Our combined catch was about 33 blue fish and 
                    two striped bass --- my friend seriously in the lead. What 
                    I really loved about the experience was, as soon as we started 
                    catching fish, the scent was picked up by other fishermen 
                    and all of a sudden they started to appear on both sides of 
                    us. It just goes to show, if you catch ‘um, they will come. 
                    However, they --- the real fishermen couldn’t catch ‘um. They 
                    looked at the lures we were using and changed to match, but 
                    they couldn’t catch ‘um. We finally left around noon, because 
                    my friend had to catch the ferry and I was seriously thinking 
                    about seeing my chiropractor. I know one thing for sure; I 
                    am now a real fisherman. There is no place like the Vineyard, 
                    but please let’s keep it a secret --- it’s the best.
 
 Boston Globe excerpts: Writer Janice O'Leary lives in 
                    Boston. Writer Stephen Jermanok lives in Newton.
 
 The opinions expressed herein as SplitRockRE Comments are 
                    solely those of the editor.
 
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